Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Form 2 PE class ...... was generally co-ed and this particular school had a most peculiar girls' PE uniform item called "rompers". They were a sort of nappy-shaped elasticised shorts that showed far, far more of the owner's legs than was strictly necessary. The reader can imagine the effect on any nearby 12 year old boy with his system already gummed up with oozing hormones. Just as well my todger was scarcely noticeable even in it's operational state.
Turns out the rompers had been designed by the headmaster, a haunted man who was finally persuaded to find another vocation after enticing two romper-wearers to play hopscotch in his office.
So I owe my first adolescent boners to a depraved old nonce.
Euugh.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 7:59, Reply)
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