I wouldn't bother
He will probably come over all "I had better delete this thread" or come up with a load of Gillian McKeith style degrees or doctorates.
Mind you, with the amount of shit flinging he does, I wouldn't be suprised if he eats his own shit.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:26, 1 reply)

I think with the shit eating you are confusing popular forum member Shambo with the even more
popular forum member Ms. Swipe.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:54, closed)

it's easily done
we look very alike
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09, closed)

I have much better tits
and brain
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:17, closed)

alright doley, pipe down

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:20, closed)

^still genuinely upset that I'm cleverer and more successful^
and don't have knee-length knockers
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:22, closed)

so is this "festival" like some sort of doley retraining scheme?
will they teach you how to use ms word?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:29, closed)

SRS though ... why could you possibly care? it's kinda creepy and weird

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:33, closed)

i think it's important to try and integrate you into society, although god knows where they could put you. and at the moment, you're a terrible drain on the tax payer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:35, closed)

yeah ... soz ... I just don't get it
you clearly have an issue with a stranger on the internet ... that's proper Fairholme territory, mate
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:37, closed)

i don't have any issue
i just think you're utterly unemployable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:46, closed)

which makes you an idiot

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:59, closed)

ahhh, ok
so YOU get to make judgments about people based on their posts. but anyone judging you on YOUR posts is an idiot.

well this makes perfect sense.

no wonder nobody wants to work with you, ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:04, closed)

do shut up, love

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:05, closed)

it's clear that concepts expressed in words of more than one syllable confuse and anger you. don't fight it, try to explore it. you might learn something, and if not, well, you TRIED and that's what counts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, closed)