Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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TammyI think "accidental cruelty" is a contradiction in terms, as cruelty is defined as "deliberate infliction of pain or suffering" (look it up).
So this thread should really be called "accidental animal harm."
Anyway...
In September I acquired a dilute tortoiseshell kitten, Tammy.
I love her, she loves me, all is well. But as she is so little I have accidentally trod on her a few times, and once I shut her in a door. That was horrible - she made a piercing shrieking noise and hid from me for ages, but was OK after a while.
I have also sat on her - she was sitting in my ass-groove on the sofa, so I moved her out of the way, only for her to move back as my enormous arse descended on her. She scooted out between my legs faster than anything I've ever seen.
I also dropped a screwdriver in her metal water bowl whilst she was drinking from it.
Sorry Tammy!
She also has some strange habits - if I'm lying in the nude she will lick my armpits and try to bite my nipples.
And once after I let her back into my bedroom after I'd had a wank, she ate a stray blob of cum from off the duvet.
So, my cat has eaten my cum.
Length? Wouldn't you like to know!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:58, 4 replies)
that is grossand quite fucked up :(
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:09,
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Dogs are worse.My girlfriend's (female) dog is in the habit of chewing out the gussets from my girlfriend's and daughter's knickers. She doesn't bother my underwear or my son's, but she loves those that have been in contact with a fanny.
She's also been known to get on the bed after sex and lick the sheets, then run like hell to avoid the things I throw at her...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:16,
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I wonder if it's just a very weird suppressed instinct...... But my cats also also lick my armpits and chew my nipples.
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No commentOn the cum eating
The armpit licking could be a pheromonal thing, i.e. they smell em and like to have a lick. Or it could be the higher level of salt. The nipple thing could be a natural suckling instinct.
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