Animals Attack
I am scared of big dogs and they know it. When I was 12ish I was playing footy with my brothers in a park when I noticed a large white french poodle running towards our 'pitch'. I naturally assumed he was hell bent on attacking me so i ran to the safety of the trees. Unfortuantely said poodle was faster and probably assumed it was a game as it launched at me mentally scarring me and making me a laughing stock to my brothers and all the on lookers.

Silly old biddy blamed me for running :(. crap dogs anyway

also again playing football. My younger brother used to collect daisys while I was playing and on this occasion stored them in my trainers (i had my boots on). On finishing the game I placed my trainers on and then spent 5 minutes screaming and running in circles trying to kick my shoe off as the wasp inside stung my repeatedly. I am still mocked for it to this day.

sorry for length
( Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Thu 2 Jun 2005, 11:27, closed)