When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Of tooth and claw, and dilating sphincterI have been physically attacked, in my time, by dog, cat, ferret, bee, seagull, goat, swan, monkey, bird of paradise, horse, donkey, chameleon, deer and giraffe.
About two months ago I was on honeymoon in Mexico, went snorkelling off the carribean coast, and came face to face with a bloody great shark. However, rather than add to the above list and make it something really worth shouting about, I elected instead to scramble out of the water on to the nearest rocks screaming like a girl, and to thoroughly fill my swimming trunks with shit.
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