When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Warrior squirrelsA couple of years ago, driving out of my road on the way to work.
A grey squirrel calmly walks into the middle of the road. Stops. Stands up on its hind legs and just stares at me in a kind of "Try and get past me, bitch!" kind of way.
Who was going to win the stand-off?... my Audi or the squirrel? Well the answer should have been obvious... were it not for the intervention of my then girlfriend who was sat in the car with me at the time.
2 minutes! We sat in the car, like a pair of twunts waiting for Mr. Grey Squirrel to let us pass.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:01, Reply)
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