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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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I dont have much luck with dogs...
In brief:
Age 11- Little yappy dog attaches itself to my arm until I accidentally smack the owner with his own dog.
Age 13- Large Labrador chases me whilst cycling, bites the back wheel of my bike sending me flying off, it then tries to eat my bike (or at least my tyre) for some reason.
Age 14- Small-ish dog goes flying past me out of an alleyway and nearly trips me, larger dog that was chasing it barrels right into me and sends me sprawling flat on my arse.
Age 17- Many small dogs running around as I attempt not to tread on any I accidentally do, fall over rather than put my weight on the foot that’s going down, Dog that I manage not to crush then bites my finger and runs off.
Last year - Chav tries to get his dog to attack me, it tries to viciously maul my foot which is encased in a size 14 steel toe-capped boot at the time- got rather annoyed with both mutt and it's pet, cue me stamping whilst its mouth is still around the end of my boot.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 3:50, Reply)

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