When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Evil DucksWe had ducks, lots and lots of ducks, living in the grounds of my old halls of residence. These ducks were mostly of the malard variety. Now not a lot of people know that malards are the most evil variety of duck; they are gang-raping nasty little sods. I told my mate this while walking back from the bar and he was enfused with a sudden hatred for ducks;
"Fucking ducks" he said.
"That's right, mate, fucking ducks" i said quietly.
"I'm going to get those evil little bastards" he said, and with those words ran accross the field into the undergrowth intent on retribution for the poor, sexually abused female malard.
Unfortunately the ducks had friends. Lots of friends. Big friends. Friends from across the pond so to speak. We're talking Canadian geese here. My mate didn't stand a chance. There was some significant peckage. It was awful, just awful.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 23:29, Reply)
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