When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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FoolhardyBeing a real dog lover, I was overjoyed to find that my new housemate owned two of the beauties. One, a runty but very sweet lady alsatian, and t'other an enormous male black rottweiler/labrador cross.
Imagine my suprise when I came home one day to find Major doing it to Thatcher in the garden (the names are a whole other story)! In a fit of female solidarity I ran outside and kicked Major up the arse.
Yes. That's right. I kicked a 9 stone rottweiler in his arse, while he was on the job. Not my wisest move.
However it was the alsatian who turned round and growled at me proving that a) Rotties can be soft as shite, and b) never deprive a lady of her pleasures.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 10:56, Reply)
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