When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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birdi was walking down a flight of stairs at my university
one of those outdoor set of flights that go down a grassy hill
and i was looking down at a magazine.. and i was wearing a red jacket
well something hit me in the back sooo hard i flew forward and did a somersault
proceed to fall down the remaning 13 steps and landed in a crumpled heap on the ground.
i got up thinking some fuckfork had hit me with a footie ball or a frisbee
only to see a giant black bird hopping around on the step
it had hit me so hard in the back it had broken a wing
damn birds.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:40, closed)
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