I wouldn't even call her my partner.
We're only together because we share the same crowd of friends and colleagues, and to be out of the circle almost certainly means to loose deals.
Silly bitch keeps insisting I get us a table at Dorsia, despite the fact she knows it's booked over a year in advance -- the other woman I'm seeing can be convinced any old dive is Dorsia, but not my girlfriend.
Thankfully she doesn't know about the hookers and the coathangers and the other women, or the people I sliced to peices.
Still have a dilemna though -- do I carry on dating her or keepnher head on a stick? As old Ed might say "choices, choices...".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:06, 9 replies)

This
is not an exit
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:16, closed)

I messed up on the details.
I thought less than zero people would get it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:25, closed)

It's all about
the rules of attraction.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:53, closed)

I'd guess not many people live in Lunar Park.
It's far too Easton.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:05, closed)

It's far too glamorama
for the informers.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:11, closed)

It's pretty subtle this, though therAMERICANe are some cluPSYCHOes

(McChinaman banned, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 3:09, closed)

as the song says
although your heart's in L.A, your head's in my fridge
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:27, closed)

I would reply...
But I have to return some videotapes.
(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:00, closed)

and go to the dry cleaners

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:10, closed)