I am not a bad person
I am what I like to think of as a character.

My partner Carol sees me as a farting, swearing, poo obsessed pervert. It is nice to know that my B3ta influences are so ingrained with in me that at a recent party, I left out the chalk sticks so we could draw CDC's on things.

She was not impressed. I laughed like a drain! It does bug me when people have a sense of humour failure though.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:40, 6 replies)

If you think of yourself as 'a character' that usually means that you are, in fact, an annoying dull prick that nobody likes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:21, closed)

You might be on to something here,
This is the third time in a week that I have been called such a thing. Not sure my fragile self image can cope with the truth though, so I shall continue in my vague hope that I have friends and not just people who know of me to make their own lives feel safe and justified. Thank you for your input.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:13, closed)

i can't put my finger on it, but i THINK you might want the internet to know you're a lesbian.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04, closed)

What?
Is a CDC?
( difficultchild, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:44, closed)

Cartoon Duck Character
I know, I don't get the fascination either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:54, closed)

Centre for Disease Control.
If you can't render a decent facsimile in chalk, on the back of a blazer, you'd have been in for a right kicking, at my school.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, closed)