Ex partner (as of 10 days ago)
I was with her for two years and over the past year she has been suggesting that we should try for a baby, I have no problems with that other than I'd rather we were in a more committed relationship than just going out with each other, maybe move in together, possibly engaged, absolute 'No' she says, so she wanted a baby with no commitment to me, well that wasn't going to happen.


She went nuts at me about 6 months ago because one of my female friends happened to put a kiss at the end of a comment on my faceache status, that 'nuts' that she actually deleted off her friends list.

What was the main reason for the split? one of our mutual friends showed me her profile and it was riddled with comments and kisses off other lads including one saying 'HOTTY' which she'd replied with 'Cheers Chris xxxx ;-)' her relationship status said 'single' too.

I mentioned this to her the day before the split and she finished it the next because I've got friends who snoop on her and I shouldn't have been looking??

I think this 'sperm donor's' had a lucky escape.
(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, 20 replies)

you sad sack.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:33, closed)

for?

(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)

Do you really need it spelt out?
I mean, I know it's a bit rich coming from me, given the amount of time I spend here, but...facebook seems to play an inordinately major part in that story.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:35, closed)

and that's a problem for you?
*edit* me using facebook?
(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, closed)

Not at all, I use it.
I wouldn't be talking about it in relationship deciding conversations though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:04, closed)

fair point, but if it wasn't that, it'd would have been something else. Ho hum

(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:09, closed)

Yep
you're right there.
As you said, lucky escape.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:22, closed)

begging a blatantly sperm-sucking slapper to move in with you?
not manning up?
letting facebook rule your relationship?
shall i go on?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:57, closed)

there was no 'begging'
what's to man up to?
there was no ruling going on, it wouldn't have mattered if it was in any other place, it was the double standards that was annoying.

If you must.
(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:02, closed)

I concur.
A very lucky escape!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)

to be honest, mate
I don't think you could do better
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:49, closed)

quite possibly.

(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:55, closed)

Kip fancies a fuck. If you do too end your comment with a kiss.
Is this the FB status she didn't like?
(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:53, closed)

nah, it was one about having a nice day out with the missus and the kids.

(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:54, closed)

...worth a guess

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:20, closed)

if it had been your version then there wouldn't have been any kisses left.
but I might try it now I can, cheers for the idea :-)
(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:25, closed)

I reckon that all of your "friends" are actually people you barely know
who accepted your friend requests out of pity
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:28, closed)

it's like being attacked by a rabid gerbil with you

(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:31, closed)

sorry, didn't mean to upset you
hope it all gets better, your willy's bound to grow back soon if you rub it enough
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:34, closed)

you've not.
*starts rubbing.
(Kip, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:52, closed)