Now, just the other day
I woke up to find that no-one was home, so I took the car, drove around for a while until I got a flat tyre in a dodgy neighbourhood, had to tell a blathering priest with a face like a three a.m. kebab that I didn't want his leaflets, then climbed a mountain of shopping trollies and drank crème de menthe with my chubby mate before we went ram-raiding to the local Asda; it all went a bit pear-shaped when he got gobbed on by a crow and had an allergic reaction. Anyway I ended up in a big house up near Manchester being chased by some soldiers and a zombie rapey gimp in a dog collar before I got away and made a modern art installation by chucking blankets around in a field.

Average sort of weekend, really.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:15, 2 replies)

Did you also start an urban exploration website?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:53, closed)

Ah,come on!!!

Don't leave us hanging.

There's more, isn't there?
(swampi thought of this, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:03, closed)