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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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too honest
I hated my job but was too honest to take proper sickies (until the end but that's another story), so I used to eat out of date food I found in the fridge in the hope of contracting some sort of stomach rot and getting a few days blissful peace.

*mutter* it never bloody worked...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 3:58, Reply)

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