Cool sitter
When I was 14 my parents went to Egypt for a week, so they had the 18 year old daughter of a friend to look after the house for a week, the entire time was spent eating Chinese food and playing guitar hero with her friends who I got on really well with, This year she took me to Club AntiChrist in London which is a Goth/Fetish club for my 18th birthday which was loads of fun!
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 12:46, 10 replies)

grooming

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:37, closed)

And did you get to bump uglies?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:03, closed)

Quite right too!
We were there in September and had a blast! Normally we are the weirdest group in a club... not so much at AC
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:32, closed)

This could so easily
have turned into a paedo version of a reader's wives letter.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, closed)

Please
Post your edited paedo version, I'd love to see it!
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:22, closed)

Can't you get
done for that sort of thing on the internet nowadays?

There's probably a group of detectives somewhere monitoring QOTW non-stop for paedo stories.

God knows, they'd find a few...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:22, closed)

Two questions:
1. Why didn't they take you?
2. Weren't you a little old to need a babysitter at 14?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:36, closed)

Would you
leave a 14 year old in charge of your house for a week? I wouldn't.

First question is very pertinent though - why not go with them?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:23, closed)

Answers
1. They went to spend a week away from the kids.
2. I'm the oldest of 4 siblings, if we'd all been left alone the house would have been destroyed.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:48, closed)

Terrible parenting here

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:01, closed)