BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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An example of a phone callDRONE: Hello there, is that Mr WillyNilly speaking?
WillyNilly: Yes, yes it is.
D: Well hello there Mr WillyNilly, my name is DRONE calling from Mastercard collections department, you appear to have been late on your payment this month for £25.37. Would there be any way you could make some sort of payment to us today?
W: No, no there isn't.
D: And why is that, sir? Are you suffering some financial problems at the moment?
W: No it's not that. It's just that I can't get to a bank on a sunday because they're closed so why should I let you get money out of me on my one fucking day off of the week!?
(Yes I am fully aware that people have different shift patterns and everything but I just find it a complete double standard for them to ring me on a sunday morning)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, 2 replies)
Too right!I suppose the computers need a day off too do they?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:18, closed)
too right they do!(, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:44, closed)
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