BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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When I was in the *habit* of suing banks....My misses wanted her charges back - again, the spiral was caused by their fuck up (as mentioned in another qotw answer), and by this time, I was getting so blase with it I sent this:
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Dear Ms. Dchurch,
Following your letter dated ##/##/##:
I will:
[ ] Deposit the full amount in acount number xxxxxxxx on 15th May.
[ ] Await legal papers from Northampton
[ ] Ignore legal letters, judgement and await bailifs into head office.
Signed:__________________
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Sadly, they just paid the dosh back. I had a frame waiting and everything.
I was on first name terms with their solicitor by the end of it, he must have just thought, "cheeky fucker".
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)
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