I opened a joint account
At the bank of love about a year ago. I made one small deposit soon after, and nine months later the dividend came through.

I get to make a paltry deposit every month now, but the monthly charges on the account are killing me. (I also have an earlier account opened before the official one which after four years I'm starting to see a regular emotional payback on.(At the same bank I might add)).

However, the cashier is of above average extraction, so it's not all bad I suppose. The benefits that came with the account more than make up for any shortcomings I find at the end of the month, especially considering all my day to day needs are taken care of.

All things considered, I think my money's far better off where it is thank you very much, I wouldn't like to think any of those money grabbing bastards at the bank have their mitts on it for very long, (In fact I know they don't) cos I don't see that much of it! My bank loves me dearly and I return the love with chocolates etc as well as the monthly deposit. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Moral? There are better things in life to worry about,
Moral.2? Don't answer a qotw with a poor attempt at humour with an answer in which the pun is tenuous at best.

I'm off to buy a lottery ticket
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 17:25, 1 reply)

I thought I was addicted to love.
But the local supply's got too much other crap in it.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 20:24, closed)