Fucking thieving bastards. All of them
The bank that holds my mortgage will telephone the ever loving hell out of me to pimp their shit. Constantly. Remember this fact.

After the collapse last year said bunch of fucking thieves decides that I have to prove I have homeowner's insurance. Funny...I haven't had to do that in the previous TEN GODDAMN YEARS that I've had the mortgage with those assholes. So they ask me...in a letter that looks like all the rest of the dreck I get from those fuckers. Which I routinely toss. And getting no answer from me, they raise my mortgage payments by 100% for the first two months of this year for THEIR insurance. Could these cocksuckers pick up a goddamned phone and CALL me? Fuck no. Of course not.

I get the payment booklet, see the change and go completely apeshit. I go down to my local branch where they try to get me to go home and call the mortgage division. Fuck that shit - it's the same fucking company and you assholes need to find out. Branch manager gets me calmed down, gets somebody on the phone who explains what happened. I look at the branch manager and tell her point blank that most people would just pay - but I'm a pig headed cheapskate who won't put up with this crap. And that instead of picking up the phone they smack me with the charge...and that this whole thing is nothing but a profit center shakedown. And I told her that when I get the house sold that her company will never ever see another fucking dime of my fucking money. EVER. Hell will freeze over and swine will be in the landing pattern at Heathrow before those bastards get my money again.

Fuckers. I detest bankers.
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 19:52, 1 reply)

Hmm
Yes, you're entitled to be annoyed about that sort of thing, but remember that a mortgage is actually you borrowing their money. So if they didn't give you it, you'd be stuffed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 20:58, closed)