Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Torsionmy son had this. Woke up in the middle of the night screaming. Threw up with the pain. Rushed to hospital, operated on within an hour or so of arriving. Doctors said if you leave it too long you lose a bollock. So think yourself lucky it was just a sandfly/your mum poking your sack.
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I was told I could lose a ball.Believe me, I consider myself very lucky.
However, ten years later I was still having to show both my balls to piss-taking sceptics.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:25,
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