This kind of reminds me about when I was a hotel night porter
The hotel was fairly dockside, and was in the patrolling area of ladies of the night. Most of the hotel's clientele were guys going offshore the next day, thus away from their familes (and wives in particular) for the night. Keeping guys from bringing back prostitutes came to be one of my main, if unacknowledged, duties.

All the same, the job wasn't well paid, and I wasn't complaining if I was slipped 10 or 20 quid, depending on how drunk the guy was, to let him bring back "a guest". So anyway, one time this guy of about 50 came up to reception and sounded me out about bringing back "guests". Eventually it gets to the point, and he slips me 20 quid, even before he's gone out. Hmm, he just wants to be prepared, I think.

But no. Later on he comes back with his maybe fifteen year old son and a dockside tart, slips me a wink, and sits with me in the lounge as he waits for his son to lose his virginity to some greyskinned smackhead prostitute.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)