Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Obligatory "caught" storyI was watching a bit of the old blue movies on my laptop when my dad knocked loudly on my bedroom door and politly asked me to wipe the screen when i'd finished.
Turns out i'd forgotten to plug the head phones in thusly waking the whole house with the screams of some big titted tart being taken roughly from behind by some german fellow with a tash bigger then phallus.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:41, Reply)
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