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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

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(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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My
Sister in law had IVF and now she has two healthy baby boys (chances are you will have twins or triplets)

We went out for lunch with them yesterday, what a handful!! One little fella boked all over the table and it was hard work to say the least. All made better at the end of lunch buy one of the little fellas saying,

"Goodbye Unck", with a big cheesy grin on his face.

Kind of summed up everything people have told me about fatherhood. Hellish but with sparkles of gold that make it all worth it.


Good post btw.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

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