under the bed
ok, so I moved out of my mum and dads (for the umpeenth time), but still kept a bed to stay over in. My mum would go through phases of clearing out bedrooms of me and my brothers. She would also give us fair warning, knowing she didnt want to uncover jazz mags or anything like that.

Well, it was now the internet era, no more need for magazines, it was all on my pc.

So i when i heard my mum was planning to 'go over' my room, i thought nothing of it. Until i came home one day, and my dad had a word with me to get rid of the 'bag' in the back room. and that my mum was disgusted with me.


Walking into the back room, I found an asda bag full - when i mean full - I mean the knot at the top was just about tied, such was the brimming fullness of the bag. Inside looking back at me, was several years worth of snot rags... all a different stages of yellowness - I assume, the older the more yellow the tissue got with the snot on.

I laughed, for years i had been cleaning up and storing the tissue under my bed - to flush away the next day, only i always forgot.

Ahwell
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:43, 2 replies)

ewww
you shop at Asda?

yuk
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, closed)

MMmmmmmnn crusty
i love the smell of crusty tissue in the morning.....
but asda you filthy retard window lickin spang have you no shame ?
you disgust me with your depraved plastic bag based sexual kicks....




psst wanna buy a mother care bag?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 19:26, closed)