the bedshitter.
that is all.

well, it's not, i have loads more, but i have got to ask....

who the hell is this bernard??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:34, 17 replies)

Bernard!
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, closed)

Good question....
I have been wondering about releasing Bernard for a few days now and fear that there may be someone incarcarated (although I have always pictured Bernards as rather old and soaked in Gin so he may not mind being held aganst his willlllllllllll)
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, closed)

Bernard
If you'd attended the bash a couple of weeks back, all would be clear!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, closed)

Ahhh, Bernard
At first I was convinced it was merely a Mornington Crescent type signature game, but then Dr. Enzyme enlightened me in his best Bernard-proselytizing manner and now I worship at the altar of Bernard. Release Bernard!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:53, closed)

I'm also
wondering what this Bernard business is all about?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, closed)

p.s.
rachelswipe - please may I have any of your non-brown mini-eggs that are left over? I'm very hungry and also like all the other colours of mini-eggs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:24, closed)

Mini Eggs?
*Homer mode*

Mmmmm.... Mini Eggs....

*salivates*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:00, closed)

a friend of mine....
named my beard Bernard.

I'm assuming it's not the same one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:06, closed)

sorry...
i gave in and also ate the yellow ones.

the dismissed pink, purple and white ones are languishing in my (obscenely fit) room mate's 6pack. you should ask him if you can have some, but you'd probably have to use unsavoury methods to retrieve them.

pjm, i doubt he is your type!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:07, closed)

Hmmm, obscenely fit?
in that case I'll gear up for saliva-based retrieval methods.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:12, closed)

he would be v distracting
if he weren't engaged.

which, frankly, is just selfish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:41, closed)

People who write one word s'stoires' followed by the words 'that is all' or 'need I say more'?
DONT HAVE STORIES AND ARE FISHING FOR ATTENTION.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:45, closed)

hmmm
fair enough if it pisses you off, but i figured it would piss more people off to rant on about him again. although there is much to rant about.

still, stones flying through glasshouses everywhere from someone whose sole contribution to qotw from what i can see is slagging off other people's posts...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:24, closed)

True, 'tis legendary
And even if I hadn't read it I would have been tempted to look it up anyway.

London trip confirmed. Woo hoo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:52, closed)

La swipe
Well put, however I must try and push "Bernard" further up the agenda.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:53, closed)

Bernard...

Thanks to PJM's campaign, I'm considering going back on a lifetime promise and releasing 'Bernard' onto Legless' recorder website...

But I'm a busy (and very lazy) man, so I promise nothing.

I'm touched by the campaign....Bernard loves you all and feels a bit like Dierdre Barlow!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:50, closed)

Busy!
Pooflake. Busy? Obviously some usage of the term "busy" I was previously unaware of!



runs for cover
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, closed)