:(
I once worked in a scientific research lab. It was very lonely work, with only occasional fleeting human contact and very high employee turnover. Then one day, I met that special someone in my professional duties. I tested their skills through a series of challenges set by my superiors - after guiding them gently through, they succeeded with flying colours; it was hard to overstate my satisfaction.

They then proceeded to break my heart, tear me to pieces, then throw me into a incinerator. Despite this, as I burned it hurt because I was so happy for them.

GLaDOS
(Nerrep, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:57, closed)

Win
You good sir, are a truly epic man.
(TheVomitingCavalier entered one image challenge and failed miserably, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:12, )

its what you get
for lying about the cake
(Reme Philips do you want a towbar on that?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:23, )

ARGH

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:32, )

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
( gareth_alien cannot be caught due to being made of gingerbread, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 12:48, )

you geek!!
**hides portal wallpaper & homemade weighted companion cube**
(sittingduck time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 16:09, )