The light from behind
In the misty past of first year of Uni (last year), some friends of mine became a couple. Nothing unusual about this, regular nights of bedroom acrobatics, usually in his halls room which happened to be on the ground floor.

After a while they got sick of us knocking on the window, interrupting their acrobatic routine, to ask if they wanted to join us at the pub. They finally had the realisation that they could carry on in her halls room, which happened to be on the 10th floor of the tower block in our student village, there will be no knock on the window there they think, they don't even bother closing the windows as there are no buildings tall enough in the surrounding area. It was particularly dark at this point, and I'm told this was a particularly spectacular session, so much so that the room seemed to get lighter as they went on. Curious about this light they pause to turn around and see the silhouette of a man with a torch strapped to his head.

Now from my point of view we were headed to the pub, did the usual knocking on the window routine but unfortunately to no avail, so we assumed they were out. As we passed the tower we saw a fire engine and a few firemen, but no smoke, fire or screaming people, so we had a wonder over and asked what was going on, a helpful fireman told us, as this was the tallest building in the area the university allowed them to train for high rise building fires with this building, which included abseiling.

The best thing was as we walked off we joked that they were probably screwing with the curtains open and the firemen were going to get a good show.

We were right.
(eggs and spam *insert witty sig here*, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, 4 replies)

STARRING ROBIN ASKWITH

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:10, closed)

Bravo.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, closed)

Is he the guy who worked with Cheri Blair's dad?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:29, closed)

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
is the closest I've come to sharing a porno with a member of the fairer sex.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:53, closed)