Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Scene: Cambridge Market.A woman, obviously a Daily Mail subscriber, is lightly ranting to the clerk, who responds notcommitally. Behind her a young, bearded, vaugely Germanic white male with a backpack waits patiently.
Mrs. Pepperpot: ... and they're just crawling all over the place. I was in London last week and it's full of Them. All those foreigners -- and the PM wants us to join the European Union.
(Pepperpot turns, notices the young man behind her)
Mrs. Pepperpot: Ooh, don't tell me, you're from Germany or somewhere.
Me: No, I'm actually from Sussex, and I agree with you. Bloody foreigners should all go back to where they came from. The Pakis, the Yids, the Normans, the Saxons, the Romans -- everybody should just clear off and leave Britian for the British!
(Pepperpot scuttles off to her dank hovel)
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:05, Reply)
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