Mad Uncle Dave
He went to Mexico after Uni, did a load of drugs and came back a paranoid schizophrenic. Lovely bloke but prone to screaming outbursts in the middle of the night and caused a bit of a stir when he informed the police that the local pub owners were plotting a terrorist attack.
Also enjoyed telling filthy jokes, which I would repeat to my awed classmates aged 8.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:14, 9 replies)

Mad Uncle Dave
He went to Mexico after Uni, did a load of [snip] classmates aged 8.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:28, closed)

Played, there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:42, closed)

It's a sure sign of falling standards
when someone doing a strike through gag can't even be bothered to strike through anything.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:34, closed)

Is there a causal link between drugs and paranoid schizophrenia - given that a paranoid
schizophrenic may never ever have taken any type of drug.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:14, closed)

No but he'll soon be forced to take them once diagnosed.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:52, closed)

Yes and then forget to take them and then go to the library and kick offf and the police will be called
and the police will use a throat hold which is supposed to be banned and then they will die.*



*true story
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:20, closed)

If the police would swiftly murder anyone displaying the signs of mental illness,
our underfunded mental health service wouldn't seem so underfunded, anymore.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 9:33, closed)

well I don't think it helps.
When I worked on a psych ward we'd get people better, they'd go home, smoke a load of drugs and come back completely mental again
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:11, closed)

And the patients?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:56, closed)