IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Impressionable YouthsI work in the Merchant Navy, have done so for a long time now, as such have had vast amounts of opportunities to play on the ignorance of others. One such was a young Indian cadet, who was on his first trip to sea. For some reason he became my shadow, and would hang on my every word. This was my recommendations for him:
1. Now that he was a sailor, he had to start getting tattoed. It's a badge of office.
2. He had to move out of his parents and buy a shagging nest in downtown Mumbai.
3. He had to start developing a serious drinking habit, preferably dark rum, sailors you know!
4. If he ever got shore leave, have to try his damndest to shag a pro, the dirtier the better. Again, having an STD is another badge of office.
5. If he set foot ashore in Singapore, then he would have to shag a Ladyboy, it's a 'must-do' for any serious sailor.
This boy hung in every word, feverishly nodding his agreement to everything I was telling him.
Hope I don't meet his parents.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 19:48, 1 reply)
Gas tankers?From your username...
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