BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Catering woesHelping friends out with their catering company, I was volunteered by my wife to assist in the coffee shop plating up sandwiches. With the monotony of cut, plate and wrap I started to drift off to a happy place.
Until attempting to tear off some more cling-film I punched the box. That plastic teethed edge hurt, right in that fleshy webbed part between my fingers. Sort of like many, many paper-cuts all of them bleeding profusely.
Surrounded by knives, cleavers and a bacon slicer, I cut myself on a cardboard box. The shame hurt more.
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Weejock, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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