Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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About half a cupful after a particularly enthusiastic rimming.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:22,
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I also often spill my tea whilst cleaning the toilet(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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that's a thing about your mum that I never understooddelighted to shit on her coffee table but threw a fit if you dripped a few piss splashes on her shag pile toilet rug.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:50,
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