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The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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Rogers profanasaurus rex
I find this book indespensuable in finding the corect phrase to use at work and in social settings. Only last week i was able to slip the phrase "Its like trying to find a pube in an afro" into conversation. Today i used the phrase "vagina decliner" when describing a lesbian to my boss.
A pay rise surley awaits
(welgar, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:22, 7 replies)
Yay
I am a published profanasaur, so, in some small way, I have changed your life.
("Beaten like a ginger step-child", "Eccles-cake" and something else I can't remember"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:32, closed)
Me and my mates
cant get through a conversation without at some point referencing it. It has become an indispensable part of our lexicon.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:39, closed)
Beaten like a ginger step-child
Appears in the Steven Seagal film "Fire Down Below".
(frankspencer, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, closed)
an error perhaps?
Surely a 'vagina decliner' is a bloke who likes the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:57, closed)
I have referred to it here too
while discussing an unkempt minge, describing it as "Terry Waite's allotment".
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:21, closed)
Beaten like a ginger step child
was a paraphrase of mine from the Jay and Silent Bob comics.
Don't want anyone thinking I watch Steven Seagal movies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:22, closed)
arsebiscuit
bollocks did i say lesbian ?? i meant a gay man because a wearer of comfortable shoes is of course a todger dodger
(welgar, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:27, closed)

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