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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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It doesn't really matter that I've forgotten the title.My terrier hated me reading, for some reason it really seemed to piss him off. I could watch TV, poke my stubby fingers ineffectually at the piano or bumble about the net for hours and not so much as a whimper, but pick up a book and he was off into a rage, shaking cuddly toys, pawing at my hands and growling at me.
I was about half way into a novel I'd picked up from the bargain rack at the Esso station and left I'd it on the kitchen table to go out for a few pints.
On my return I discovered that the bugger had utterly torn my book into confetti and left it in a reasonably neat pile on the tabletop.
With a fucking great Mr Whippy curly turd on top.
Now that's criticism.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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That was shit.Now THAT is criticism.
No, it really, is. I judged it based just on the start and end without paying attention to the rest.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 17:53,
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ooh, y'are a wag.edit/
By which I mean that my dog was better than you at everything.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 17:56,
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My dogdid that once but then we had a long talk about the Korean family down the block and how he really wouldn't like to have a visit.
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