Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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house party in stamford hillwhen i was 18, lots of cool london types. lots of stella and white wine causing major illness, I then pass out in the hallway.
the next morning I woke up to find that the hostess' ancient dog had relieved itself over my sleeping form, one of the worst things i've ever smelled. I had no choice but to continue wearing these clothes, as it had snowed outside.
on my walk to the station to get home, the disgusted looks I got from the hassidic jews on their way to synagogue were the most shaming thing in the world; I looked, and smelled, like a filthy tramp.
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