Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Came home very drunk onceand being somewhat unsteady on my feet decided to sit down on the bog and wee girly style.
Woke up five hours later still sitting on bog but slumped against the wall (we had a very small toilet).
My legs didn't work as I'd cut off circulation to them, I had to pitch myself forward and crawl out out of the lavvy, took about half an hour for any sensation to come back into my legs.
The ring round my arse stayed for about a week and a half.
Sadly, it never occured to me to get a photo of it.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:46, Reply)
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