Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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I peed in the kitchen bin once.I got up, went to the kitchen, put my foot on the pedal to open the lid and did my pee. I even aimed at and tried to move an envelope in the bin with the stream before I suddenly realised what I was doing.
I finished my wee in the loo and covered the wet rubbish in the bin with a few scrunches of kitchen paper.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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This would really be a good story if you had shat in the bin.
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