Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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How's aboutyou bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10, 11 replies)
Depends.Based on everything I know of you (your username) I have a horrible suspicion your balls have hard shells on them. This puts me off.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:11, closed)
It's no big dealyou can wear a chin guard.
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Not a chance.Wearing a chin guard is gay.
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Please?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:15, closed)
Please? Why do you care what happens to my chin?I'll take the risk of bouncing it off your horrible plastic walnut of a scrotum before I'll be seen wearing a damned chin guard! Get that in my mouth!
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:17, closed)
Do you like to make wagers?(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:20, closed)
Occasionally, yes.Why?
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I'll betyou can't touch your nose to my pubic hair while my cock's in your mouth.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:22, closed)
An interesting one...I can only assume you've waxed your entire lower body area like some kind of feeble sissy David Beckham nancy limp-wristed panty-waisting girly-man.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:28, closed)
Of course I haveI'm leaving on holidays Saturday!
Work's over now, I'd best be off!
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:29, closed)
Damn straight.You are a feeblemincer of Claryan proportions, and your entire body is as hairless as a Spartan catamite.
(I had the response prepped, I wasn't gonna waste it. :P)
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:35, closed)
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