shart attack
after a rather nice breakfast at wetherspoons, my sister and i made our way back to her car. my sister felt the need to release some gas.
alas! it was not a fart! she had soiled her trousers, a cause of much amusement for me and great embarrassment for her.
as we drove home, her sitting on a plastic bag, she begged me not to tell anyone. of course, i promised to keep quiet.
as soon as we got home, i told EVERYONE, including her husband.
she still cringes when i mention it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:48, 7 replies)

Its what every good brother would do

( Glovington, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:22, closed)

SM is a Laydee
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( bane, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, closed)

^this

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, closed)

Ha ha ha,
And now you've told the interwebs an' all!! :D

This also happened to my mate in Thailand with his girlfriend on the walk back to their beach hut. Only problem was, the bags he'd thrown at her in his failed bid to drop trow and splatter ditch were also covered, and had covered his laughing-hysterically-on-the-way-back-but-not-laughing-now misses.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:34, closed)

my sis was wearing grey sweat pants
watching her walk from the car to the houe was hysterical
also, i'm drunk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 23:08, closed)

This story has to be a fib....
You're saying you had a nice breakfast at Weatherspoons?
(davywavy, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:38, closed)

it was quite nice
considering i didn't pay for it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:02, closed)