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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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I do.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:30, 6 replies)
What do you mean,
..there's no expiry date on a marriage license???
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:38, closed)
More to do with the pledge..
____ and ____, you have made a very serious and important decision in choosing to marry each other today. You are entering into a sacred covenant as life partners in God. The quality of your marriage will reflect what you put into nurturing this relationship. You have the opportunity to go forward from this day to create a faithful, kind, and tender relationship. We bless you this day. It is up to you to keep the blessings flowing each and every day of your lives together. We wish for you the wisdom, compassion, and constancy to create a peaceful sanctuary in which you can both grow in love.

____ do you understand and accept this responsibility, and do you **promise** to do your very best each day to create a loving, healthy, and happy marriage?




Comprende?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, closed)
I'm sure my vows
had something about blowjobs in them? No? Oh.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:45, closed)
Everything apart from "sacred", "covenant", "God" and "bless(ings)"

(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:49, closed)
Actually covenant is OK
The other three are semantically void.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:22, closed)

You should have written your own vows, then you could have squeezed it in.

My wife promised to make me cheese and salad cream sandwiches using only Sainsburys salad cream.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:23, closed)

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