ignorant twatshafts
not so much the victim of sustained bullying, but occasionally fucked over/slapped about. I managed to get into a decent secondary school, but for our year they experimented with not having entrance exams, so a core of sub-normal, slopey-headed, protochav wankers got in as well.
I escaped the worst of their charms but it culminated in getting shot in back of the head by the head git armed with an air pistol while i was innocently walking to a mate's house. Luckily the two bottles of wine i was carrying helped me forget about the blood running down the back of my neck. Told me dad that i'd banged my head on a wall bracket at the friends house.

Head git later tried to rob a post office with a sawn off air rifle and got busted, knob.
(amazinglasercow now sporting terawatt mining lasers, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:54, 2 replies)

Head git later tried to rob a post office with a sawn off air rifle and got busted
This sounds very familiar. Did he try and escape on a BMX only to fall off and be arrested?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, closed)

no idea
i'd left the area by then and only heard it third hand, if it's a small town in gloucestershire and the twats name was robin donaldson then yes it was the same
(amazinglasercow now sporting terawatt mining lasers, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, closed)