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"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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This is why you carry a pistol with you. Happened to me more than once.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:27, 2 replies)
this is Britain
where we fight with fists, not distance weapons.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:29, closed)
Ohhh, OK
I prefer not to have a tire iron aside my head or my teeth knocked out, even if the (usually) bigger guy thinks "ohh, it's just a bit of fun with the boys."

Getting beaten, stabbed, raped, carjacked or kidnapped is not my preference. That I have spawn and therefore mouths to feed and protect, I choose not to muck about.

If they don't try to hurt me, they will lead a longer life. If they declare war on my person, all bets are off. I don't consider getting beaten fun.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:36, closed)
This is the difference between a civilised country, and America

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:39, closed)
I guess....
www.guardian.co.uk/world/gun-crime+uk/uk
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:42, closed)
Since the first article that appears in that search
is a single shooting that happened 3 years ago, I'm not entirely sure what point you're trying to make here?
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:52, closed)
I bet you've got a MASSIVE penis.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:42, closed)
Hahaha

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:57, closed)
So what's it to you?

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)
It's just pleasing to know you're right.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:22, closed)
Big guns, big cars.
He needs a ball-sling.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)
Swinging death baby, swinging death

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:28, closed)
What's that supposed to mean?

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:29, closed)
Crude euphemism, I apologize.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:42, closed)
Apology accepted,
Now come here and give me a hug.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:43, closed)
Con gusto, mi amor!

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:05, closed)
You...
protect your children's mouths? You Americans are mental.
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:37, closed)
Well, after becoming familiar with this board
I have realized that people put all sorts of things in their mouths, from which children deserve protection. Duh!
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:50, closed)
On the mean streets of Bedfordshire? Right.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:30, closed)
Oh I dunno,
I used to carry a 3-cell Maglite around when I drove a cab in Bedford. Had to use the hurty end a couple of times too.

One end was for seeing house numbers, the other for seeing stars.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:06, closed)
maybe so, but the A428 bypasses Bedford.

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:31, closed)
I'm getting all choked up at your maglite poetry

(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:03, closed)

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