His name was rio..
I'm an Everton fan and a few years ago my missus bought me tickets for my birthday to go and see Everton v West Ham.
Everton won six nil, I'd stocked up on merchandise, had a few beers and we made our merry way home.
after the beer i needed to stop for a piss so we pulled in at the next service station. As my missus is pulling in, this mong in a tracksuit decides to step out in front of us, cue my leaning over slamming the horn and giving the standard hand signals & range of expletives. As i'm half way through doing the wanker sign i suddenly think "I know that bloke" at which point i realised it was rio ferdinand, of (at the time) west ham & England.
When I went in to the service station he was sat in BK with a couple of people taking his pics & getting his autograph. To be fair, he'd obviously had a shit day, he'd travelled from london to liverpool to get spanked six nil and then on his way home nearly gets mowed down by a woman in a metro, but he was still happy to talk to people and do the usual celeb thing.
I went up to shake his hand, and whilst chatting to him grabbed my everton shirt and said "this is the closest you've been to one of these all afternoon isnt it?!". I thought it was funny but he didnt look overly impressed so I made a hasty retreat.

Length? about 6' 4", he was massive!
(Singo69, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:28, 2 replies)

Funny you should say that...
some years ago, while he was still at West Ham, my mate and I were crossing Euston Road and she noticed that he was very openly, nay brazenly, eying me up at the traffic lights.
Cheeky duckfaced cunt.
( Sallyrsm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07, closed)

missed opportunity
after last night, wish we had mowed him down.

loving "duckfaced cunt" and will be using at every available opportunity!
(Singo69, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:52, closed)