Used on me and yes, it worked
Starting a night shift on a geriatric ward, my regular nurse assistant didn't show up. 20 minutes later a 30 something lady walked in and whispered in my ear - "I'm Kelly, I'm really tired and really stoned, haven't slept for 2 days".

When the day staff left, she lay on her side on the couch, pulled her uniform up and took her knickers off.

"I don't care where you stick it, just wipe me when you've finished"
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:22, 8 replies)

That's pure class, that is.
*click*
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:05, closed)

Classy.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:28, closed)

did
you propose on the spot?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:04, closed)

This REALLY happened. Honest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:13, closed)

Are you severely retarded?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:20, closed)

QOTW stands for Lying Pricks.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:33, closed)

mong

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:37, closed)

Ahhh.
And they say romance is dead.
(ubergeekian, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:11, closed)