Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Sam.. Fireman SamAs a young child apparently I wanted to be Fireman Sam.. not just a fireman.
Then I wanted to be a police officer.. but realised they have to put up with more shit than a toilet..
But now days a Graphic Designer and Photographer..
Just thinking about he money ;)
Role on Uni in September :D
Click "I like this" and I promise I will never post here again and not subject you with my terrible jokes..
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 20:42, Reply)
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