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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Mrs Vagabond Snr told Mrs Vagabond when she was very wee that
Her left hand was "The one that's closest to the wall".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:01, 12 replies)
And was it?

(FF_Sam is currently on call...., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:05, closed)
I don't know.
We didn't meet until she was 20 years older.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:22, closed)
Doesn't she have a left hand any more?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:53, closed)
Well it depends which way she's facing.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:09, closed)
Away from me.
Ideally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:15, closed)
I'm implying that she's ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:19, closed)
Yes - it's a valiant attempt, but if you've seen the pictures of her in my profile
or if you'd seen her in real life, you'd be well aware of the ridiculousness of doing so.

I punch so far above my weight as to be nicknamed Lyle Lovett.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:26, closed)
If you think I'm going to click through to a profile just to knock one off over your tranny
then you clearly didn't notice that I've just knocked one out over tarzan. Give me half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:42, closed)
Half an hour?
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:47, closed)
You clearly missed the word "tarzan" in my previous post.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:00, closed)
You wish you'd met a lady in real life.
And that she'd smiled at you - however briefly - like you were someone who could be loved, like there was someone out there who might care about what you do, who you are, and what you're interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:20, closed)
But...
You didn't say this..... Your original posting suggests it was a moment in time.
(FF_Sam is currently on call...., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:19, closed)

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