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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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My girlfriend and I went to the cinema last weekend.
It was one of the posh screens, with leather seats.

Right in the quiet before the film started, I slowly reclined my seat, hoping to make a fart noise for everyone's enjoyment.

It worked perfectly, and for the next ten minutes I was creased up in mirth, trying desperately not to guffaw hugely and spoil the film for everyone. At one point I honestly thought I was going to have to go outside to pull myself together :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:31, 1 reply)
I don't bother with that
I just do an actual fart instead.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:30, closed)

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