Alone on the Icy Plateau
There was one Christmas Eve where I was driving home across a distant plateau with my mouse-like but intelligent dog, when a storm suddenly draped the road in fog and ice. There were a few traffic jams, and at one traffic stop we exited the vehicle, only to realize it was too icy for either of us to stand on the roadway. Better to drive then. We pressed on, and it slowly dawned me there was no more oncoming traffic. Apparently the authorities had closed the highway, but we had somehow slipped past the cordon. We proceeded through an obstacle course of vehicles - a wilderness of metal and ice. Abandoned and jackknifed tractor-trailer rigs and snow-covered cars littered the roadway at crazy angles. And there were no people evident at all. Nightfall found us alone - radically alone - on the foggy, icy, empty plateau. Sensible travelers would have pulled to the side of the road and waited for better weather, but my dog gave me fortitude. She was intelligent and her faith never wavered. We pressed forward, avoided trouble, and arrived home in time for Christmas.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:44, 6 replies)

Gaaaaaaaaaay also you fucked your dog didn't you

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:48, closed)

Not gay, Mr. Magoo.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:56, closed)

Mr Magay, more like.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:58, closed)

Nearly went for a four.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:22, closed)

Culturally-gay, maybe
Ersatz gay. Mr. Magoo at the Leather Emporium. And I wouldn't trouble any critters either. That's what the Kylie Minogue poster is for.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:27, closed)

You are Chris Rea
AICMFP
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:51, closed)