Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Get your tits out for JesusA long time ago, I was a practising Left Footer. LittleScars needed dunking, so I asked if we could have her done on Easter Sunday.
Off to the church in our best kit, which meant in MrsScars case a rather snugly fitted dress with buttons down the front.
About half way though LittleScars began her "Food! Food! FOOOOD!" routine, very loudly as most 10-week olds do.
So MrsScars tried to discreetly assuage the ravenous infant.
No. The whole front of the dress came open, milk sprayed over me, LittleScars and the carpet. The altarboy directly across from us first goggled and then assumed an odd, pained semi-crouching posture.
The priest merely flicked an eyebrow; afterwards he told me it was nothing compared to the 3 year old who shoved up the blouse and latched on when his Mum was at communion the week before.
/coat /Hull
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